Happy New Year 2016!

Lindex Stoneland
Commentary on 2015
and Careening into 2016


This is the dawning of the Age of…Medicarius…! Still waiting for the Age of Aquarius!

As we complete another 365-day rotation around the sun, Lindex Stoneland look back over 2015 and wonder WTF and where TF did it go? Did you see it go? What have you distilled from this past Chinese Year of the Ram? Actually, we’ll continue ramming or getting rammed until 2/8/16 when the Monkey energy takes over. What? Really? Ahhhhhh Haaaaa!! Should be a barrel of laughs, eh? Astrologers say it may be a bit more challenging for us Tigers and for Snakes, Boars and Dogs. Nothing like having a monkey on your back!

If you think 2015 was an “interesting” year, stay tuned for 2016 when El Nino meets the Monkey and the elections! Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle! What do you think about that Trump throwing a monkey wrench into the GOP? Well, monkey see, monkey do!

And then everyone’s gone ape over the new Stars Wars movie. Is it because we haven’t learned the lessons of Earth Wars yet so we have to expand to the Interplanetary? We’ve heard that Earth has been sequestered from the rest of the galaxy until humanity learns to play nice. Guess we really are a planet of the apes (wait for it…)!

Meanwhile, here is the year in review for Lindex:
  •       Linda’s introverted inner hermit was hijacked by her higher self, persuading her to teach two workshops on ‘How to Read the Akashic Records’. It was gratifying helping others explore their multidimensional realms and come into greater spiritual alignment. Psssst…she will be offering another 10-hour workshop 1/23 & 24, 2016. Come join us!
  •       Alex, the Lone Arranger, completed his hauntingly bewitching and beguiling CD—The Beautiful—and is getting it ready for production. Psssst…he is seeking artists and videographers who can provide visuals for his music. Please contact Alex for music samplings that we couldn’t upload here.
  •       Linda gratefully continues to offer Chinese and Akashic Medicine at her and Nadine’s lovely clinic, Acacia Acupuncture and Chinese Herbs, three days a week. Psssst…call Linda Joy if you need a “tune-up” @ 520-444-6901
  •      Alex still presides as President over two acupuncture schools as they continue to evolve into one big, happy Chinese medical university family.
  •       Linda’s big brother, Glenn Edwin Stone, died on Roger O’Connor’s birthday. Roger is Linda’s deceased Ex who Lindex imagine was there to greet Glenn on the other side with a cigar and a shot of brandy!
  •      Alex survived an acute invasion of Valley Fever pneumonia and shed a few pounds and karmic lifetimes through hospitalization and a two-month debility. Thankfully, he has fully recovered.
  •       Linda attended her “Medicare Mixer” high school reunion in Burbank to celebrate becoming card-carrying Medicare recipients with her old school chums. Linda is proud to be an official Senior Valley Girl who has waited 65 years for medical benefits! Now she can fall apart!
  •       Lindex’ excursions included blessed Bisbee, sublime San Diego and metropolitan Minneapolis. They celebrated Dia de los Muertos and their 65th birthdays in enchanting San Miguel deAllende, Mexico. It was a delightful city to explore with expat friends, Nancy (aka “Billie”) and Catherine! 


So, what’s next for Lindex?

Will they be moving to San Miguel where they can live more cheaply and simply? Will they find that “old folks hippie commune” of peace, love and spiritual maturity? (Those earthships and hobbithouses are looking pretty sweet.) Will they continue to live happily ever after in Tucson? (As long as there’s enough water, it doesn’t exceed the heat maximum of 120 degrees and they can maintain their tri-level home…and knees!)

Of course Lindex Stoneland remain impatient for intelligent and sustainable change and await becoming a more evolved species. Maybe earthlings are simply awakening from that awkward Homo Sapien stage and evolving into the more wise and knowing Homo Luminous or Universalis! Oh, that’s right! It’s an inside job! Maybe we’ll be awesomely surprised by the “100thMonkey Effect”! Stay tuned…

So, dear friends and family, may your hearts be filled with joy, a little bit of the wild and may 2016 bring astonishing delights and revelations! This is it! We are it! There is no "Them"!

Peace and love,
Lindex
And their furry guardians—Boo Boo, Corky & Riley
   


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